Kon Tiki drinky

Kon Tiki

You can't get a bar with more atmosphere than the Kon Tiki—it's a full-on Polynesian explosion. But they don't just run with the tiki theme in terms of the interior design: This place has a (huge) drink list to back it up, too.

Behold this, the lackanookie. Get it...? (Lack of nookie?) It gets funnier and funnier the more you drink. Here's a tour of some of the other tempting offerings...